Gabriel lives for this speech.

This Thursday, we’ve got your regularly scheduled Storytime with Kentucky Blue Clay. Kentucky’s taking things in a different direction this month, and debunking a not-so-mysterious mystery from history, so come on back for that!

Our Patreon campaign is just $16/month away from something really special! Once we hit that milestone, the Purple Ninja will descend from his secluded dojo hidden high in the Himalayas, and appear in a swirl of lavender smoke to do his part in the eternal battle against ignorance. The Purple Ninja: Truth to the Head! is a fortnightly advice column from everyone’s favorite chromatic assassin, wherein the violet vessel of vengeance himself will answer YOUR most burningest of questions! Does your situation seem hopeless? Send your dilemmas, enigmas, puzzles, and predicaments to the Purple Ninja and he will fight his way to the solution, and leave it bound and gagged at your doorstep!