DSC_0663_2Our Kickstarter Hangovers have cleared up, but Gabriel’s Keeping-Up-With-Wolf Hangover is about to begin.

Folks, we are INCHES away from meeting our next Patreon milestone. At $400 a month the Purple Ninja–the greatest Demon Hunter of them all!–will launch his bi-monthly advice column, Purple Ninja’s Truth to the Head! Whether you’re in need of relationship tips, career advice, helpful household hints, or monster massacring methods, the violet vessel of violent vengance has the answer you seek. And seeing as we’re so close to our goal, I’d say it’s time to start sending in those burning questions to purpleninja@deadgentlemen.com! Because who better to guide you through life than a hyperactively combative dude in a purple bathrobe?